flatbear:

tempestfae:

marchingjaybird:

flatbear:

+5 to parenting.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Mary, your wife is a horrible human being.

There is literally nothing that makes me happier than hearing that :)

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#odin #you are #awful #at parenting

fuck-it-fire-everything:

nevver:

Surf’s up

THE NOISES I’M MAKING RIGHT NOW ARE NOT HUMAN

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#superheros #batman #superman #robin #robin #you are #the best

jeuxdeau:

nova-bright:

when I think of movie Iron Man, I think of this picture.

because he’s wearing heels that he hides under his pants.

tony stark: genuis, superhero, short dude.

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#tony #you are #so cute #and #tiny

Clint Barton: Professional Snarkass, Recreational Superhero

geekwingnet:

for Tony Stark being an ass is an artform by *nebezial

“If it’s good enough for Captain Kirk, it’s good enough for me.”

Not only is it pretty to look at, for reasons other than Tony in a wifie, its also funny!