+5 to parenting.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Mary, your wife is a horrible human being.
There is literally nothing that makes me happier than hearing that :)
Clint Barton: Professional Snarkass, Recreational Superhero

for Tony Stark being an ass is an artform by *nebezial
“If it’s good enough for Captain Kirk, it’s good enough for me.”
Not only is it pretty to look at, for reasons other than Tony in a wifie, its also funny!