IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it
I did a thing for a contest and I think it turned out pretty durn cute
Well I hope you fucking win because this is a win!
the internet’s ship name for James and Lily may be Jily
but deep in my soul I know that Remus, Sirius, and Peter called them ‘Lames’
tbh the best marvel headcanon i’ve ever imagined is steve and bucky being giant disney nerds back in the day when there were like 4 disney movies in existence and so then when they’re reunited steve’s like guess what happened when i was in an iceberg and you were a super assassin a frickton of disney movies that’s what and they have a massive disney marathon in the screening room of stark tower that goes on for like a week and they end up singing everything at the top of their lungs and completely out of key and the rest of the avengers are just like i s2g if those two ancient losers start belting out at last i see the light one more time i will lose my fucking mind
167: Viking Cat
Been drawing viking things for work, so here’s a viking cat!
My dad credits this as his favorite photo of me.
When I was younger, I was very socially anxious. I hated crowds, hated attention, hated being up on stage. In preschool there was this little Halloween show that we put on, and man, I did not want to do that shit, let me tell you. All those parents watching me sing some stupid song? Nah, that ain’t me.
But I was forced to, and I was pissed about it. My dad was in the audience, taking pictures and enjoying the show. In that moment, I swear, my tiny four year old was pure rage and resentment. I felt the word “fuck” years before I knew what it was.
My dad pointed the camera at me, and I turned, and I looked. I gave him the look that summed up all the anger, all the absolute fury that was brewing inside me. He says that he had never before seen such a perfect depiction of total and complete hatred. In his four year old son.
To this day whenever I get pissed, he calls me “Buzz Lightyear”.
what do you think the snk characters would look like genderbendered?
Forget everyone else.
Reiner as Samantha Wright.
Real momma bear beefcake that is still 185 cm and 95 kg
And his notorious crowfeet are instead the wings of her eyeliner.
"He’s so immatuuuuuure~~~!"
Probably mistakes somewhere I’ll find later due to no sketching beforehand pff OK BUT can we talk about how the song sorta fits PruHun and oh yes I do love me some PruHun hohoho
Oh, you wrote a book, “How to Insult a Woman in Five Syllables or Less.”
I am so impressed.
CHELSEA PERETTIWhere you’ve seen her:On Fox’s Golden Globe-winning new sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine.Why she made the list:Peretti made the transition from a Parks and Recreation comedy writer to a sardonic Brooklyn Nine-Nine scene-stealer with style. Plus she’s an epically hilarious tweeter.On impromptu acting lessons…"On my first day on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, a cameraman asked me, ‘Could you step a little to the left?’ I was standing directly in front of the camera. Amazingly, not blocking the lens wasn’t intuitive for me.”On her Twitter defense…
"Every stand-up will tell you, if you see one person not having a good time, that’s who you focus on. Twitter is similar. People tweet nice things all day, but if someone says, ‘Correct your grammar,’ then I go into what I call ‘wolf mode.’ I start posting pictures of wolves and writing literary wolf-journal-style tweets like, ‘SNOW CRUNCHING UNDER PAW.’ Caps lock is like a wolf’s stare to me." (x)