"you’ve had all this time to work on the project"
So whitemanmarchprotestsigns is trending on twitter and I thought I’d share some of my favorites. Part 1 of 2.
could you write something where bucky can pick up thor's hammer please? thanks!
"Here, you dropped this," Bucky says, holding out the hammer.
The room goes deathly silent, all eyes trained on him. ”How are you doing that?” Tony says, the first to break, looking around from face to face wildly. ”How are you - how is he doing that?”
"Uh," says Bucky. He looks down. He’s not even holding it with the metal hand. "With my hand?"
Thor starts advancing on him, and Bucky falls back a step, but not before he sets the hammer gingerly on the ground. Sam, as Steve is not present, steps cleanly between the two, hands raised in a placating gesture. ”Look, if he’s broken some sort of Asgardian thing, some sort of tradition or law with other people’s weapons, you can’t be mad at him, I’ve done it too,” he says, bends down, and picks up the hammer. It isn’t even that heavy. ”See? And Steve moves it when he’s cleaning, I’ve seen him do it.
Thor stops in his tracks, and is suddenly laughing so hard he has to support his weight on his knees. ”What?” Bucky asks. ”What’s so funny?”
In the background, Tony kicks the wall and swears.
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
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IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it
I did a thing for a contest and I think it turned out pretty durn cute
Well I hope you fucking win because this is a win!
the internet’s ship name for James and Lily may be Jily
but deep in my soul I know that Remus, Sirius, and Peter called them ‘Lames’
tbh the best marvel headcanon i’ve ever imagined is steve and bucky being giant disney nerds back in the day when there were like 4 disney movies in existence and so then when they’re reunited steve’s like guess what happened when i was in an iceberg and you were a super assassin a frickton of disney movies that’s what and they have a massive disney marathon in the screening room of stark tower that goes on for like a week and they end up singing everything at the top of their lungs and completely out of key and the rest of the avengers are just like i s2g if those two ancient losers start belting out at last i see the light one more time i will lose my fucking mind
167: Viking Cat
Been drawing viking things for work, so here’s a viking cat!