Captain America: The Winter Soldier | clip: ‘here to ask a favour’.
Fury’s face in the last gif tho
"this dumbass motherfucker wants tony stark to mingle with children”
the last time I trusted someone I lost an eye
How often do you think Fury uses that excuse though?
- the last time I did paperwork I lost an eye
- the last time I wore colors I lost an eye
- the last time I tried decaffeinated coffee I lost an eye
- the last time I compromised I lost an eye
- the last time I took life advice from Barton I lost an eye
I said GODDAMN
someone switch black widow and nick fury’s poses for me
my magnum opus
jeff i’m so proud of you right now
I thought it was Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division
SHIELD not SHELD, nobody wants to be in an organisation called SHELD
Maybe they dropped the “I” just to take the piss out of fury, or he insisted because if he can’t have two eye, nobody gets a fucking eye
Nick Fury just called for an Oscars Assemble
You better suit up
#meanwhile in Nick Fury’s office…
(Quote from Community)
You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.
My sister got me a Thor bobblehead.
This is what I did with it.
since I’m a serious grown adult, I have a reply for you
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I AM CRYING
My Yoda bobble-head has something to say…
it got better
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER
So I just had to join in on the Hawkeye Initiative bandwagon, it’s just so… full of empowerment.
And then I went totally overboard.
Even gave them suggestive captions.
I feel like a predator drawing this.
(but Tony’s face! <3!)
I want the next Marvel movie to just open with Coulson in a hospital gown screaming blue murder at Nick Fury for getting tomato sauce on his vintage trading cards
what if romney was elected and barack obama just sat in his office and said “no”
Nick Fury’s code name would absolutely be Cobra Bubbles. No one will convince me otherwise.
Let’s not forget the scene where one of his sunglass lenses pops out.