I thought it was Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division
SHIELD not SHELD, nobody wants to be in an organisation called SHELD
Maybe they dropped the “I” just to take the piss out of fury, or he insisted because if he can’t have two eye, nobody gets a fucking eye

Nick Fury just called for an Oscars Assemble
You better suit up

#meanwhile in Nick Fury’s office…

(Quote from Community)
You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.
YES
My sister got me a Thor bobblehead.
This is what I did with it.
since I’m a serious grown adult, I have a reply for you
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I AM CRYING
legitimately crying
My Yoda bobble-head has something to say…
it got better
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER
So I just had to join in on the Hawkeye Initiative bandwagon, it’s just so… full of empowerment.
And then I went totally overboard.
Even gave them suggestive captions.
I feel like a predator drawing this.
(but Tony’s face! <3!)
I want the next Marvel movie to just open with Coulson in a hospital gown screaming blue murder at Nick Fury for getting tomato sauce on his vintage trading cards
what if romney was elected and barack obama just sat in his office and said “no”
he never said ‘no’
Cobra Bubbles. SHIELD Agent. The end.
I don’t picture Cobra Bubbles being just any SHIELD Agent. I picture him being Nick Fury before he lost his eye and before he became Director. Cobra Bubbles was his code name while undercover.
Nick Fury’s code name would absolutely be Cobra Bubbles. No one will convince me otherwise.
[HEADCANON ACCEPTED]
Let’s not forget the scene where one of his sunglass lenses pops out.
FORESHADOWING?

Nick Fury - Avengers Tropes

….I did not expect that.
i jusT SPIT OUT MY TEA OMDSGJDSFHAG
A Day in the Life of Nick Fury and Phil Coulson
((I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET))
Nick Fury Deleted Scene.
When I find myself in times of trouble,
Director Fury comes to me.
Speaking words of wisdom
“Go the fuck to sleep”