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wlntersoldier:

the avengers all have shirts that say “if lost please return to nick fury” and fury has a shirt that says “i’m nick fury - for fuck’s sake just give them to phil” and phil has the “i am phil” shirt



iceomseonixt:

bananaschnapple:

A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?

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the-fandoms-are-cool:

dancys:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier | clip: ‘here to ask a favour’.

Fury’s face in the last gif tho

"this dumbass motherfucker wants tony stark to mingle with children



zaataronpita:

the last time I trusted someone I lost an eye

How often do you think Fury uses that excuse though?

  • the last time I did paperwork I lost an eye
  • the last time I wore colors I lost an eye
  • the last time I tried decaffeinated coffee I lost an eye
  • the last time I compromised I lost an eye
  • the last time I took life advice from Barton I lost an eye


  • Nick Fury: So I send you on a mission to KILL the Black Widow and you come back with her so you can give her a job?
  • Clint Barton: Er....well, I mean, I made a different cal-
  • Nick Fury: THIS IS SHIELD. WE JUST DON'T HIRE TERRORISTS IN OUR PROGRAM.
  • *In the background*
  • Agent 1: Yo, Hail Hydra, man.
  • Agent 2: Hey! You too! :D


itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Patch

itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Patch



incineraptor:

qthorn:

gingerhaze:

starkexpos:

destronomics:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Posters

I said GODDAMN

someone switch black widow and nick fury’s poses for me

my magnum opus

jeff i’m so proud of you right now



thewomaninkevlar:

I thought it was Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division  

SHIELD not SHELD, nobody wants to be in an organisation called SHELD

Maybe they dropped the “I” just to take the piss out of fury, or he insisted because if he can’t have two eye, nobody gets a fucking eye



fangirlinluv:

Nick Fury just called for an Oscars Assemble
You better suit up

fangirlinluv:

Nick Fury just called for an Oscars Assemble

You better suit up



life-jacked-by-hiddles:

#meanwhile in Nick Fury’s office…

life-jacked-by-hiddles:

#meanwhile in Nick Fury’s office…



notavengersquotes:

(Quote from Community)

notavengersquotes:

(Quote from Community)



chelsdamelsp:

ms-macky:

yay-im-a-llama-again:

You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.

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YES



notthehellyourwhales:

alaricsaltzbuns:

tomhiddlesbitch:

cancerously:

superblys:

anti-shipper:

the-greatest-companion:

castaneacreations:

thegoodlannister:

schwarzweis:

thegoodlannister:

My sister got me a Thor bobblehead.

This is what I did with it.

since I’m a serious grown adult, I have a reply for you

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I AM CRYING

legitimately crying

My Yoda bobble-head has something to say…

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it got better

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IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER

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i-am-albie:

So I just had to join in on the Hawkeye Initiative bandwagon, it’s just so… full of empowerment.

And then I went totally overboard.
Even gave them suggestive captions.

I feel like a predator drawing this. 

(but Tony’s face! <3!) 



riddlemehiddleston:

I want the next Marvel movie to just open with Coulson in a hospital gown screaming blue murder at Nick Fury for getting tomato sauce on his vintage trading cards



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