Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team.
tldr; the ladies save the world instead
So what have you been up to since New York?
Marvel’s greatest extras.
what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like
"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"
and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes
"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"
and then in the aftermath someone’s like
"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"
and it just keeps going through the whole movie
good christ steve your face
Get your fucking hand off my shoulder before I star Spangle beat the shit outta you
I star Spangle beat the shit outta you
Ok but I’ve always wondered in the solo movies of the Avengers, what the hell everyone else is doing in the meantime
Like during Iron Man 3 are Clint, Bruce, Natasha and Steve just like eating popcorn? Thor 2 they’re just, naaaaaah, looks like Big Guy’s got it?
Tony’s watching this shit go down with SHIELD and he’s just
"hey pepper, look fast, STEVE’S ON TV!"
tbh the best marvel headcanon i’ve ever imagined is steve and bucky being giant disney nerds back in the day when there were like 4 disney movies in existence and so then when they’re reunited steve’s like guess what happened when i was in an iceberg and you were a super assassin a frickton of disney movies that’s what and they have a massive disney marathon in the screening room of stark tower that goes on for like a week and they end up singing everything at the top of their lungs and completely out of key and the rest of the avengers are just like i s2g if those two ancient losers start belting out at last i see the light one more time i will lose my fucking mind
steve and bucky making up random stories from their past and convincing the other avengers that it actually happened (◡‿◡✿)
And here’s how it went. No spoilers.
RDJ: Hello, I’m awesome. This is not news.
Evans: Well, my lead-in movie was sort of the best one, so you knew there’d be awesome.
Hemsworth: I am mysteriously back even though they said it was impossible and also, am awesome.
ScarJo: You guys have been waiting for more of my awesome since Iron Man II. Here is it!
Renner: Bringing the dramatic cred, veiny arms and awesome, as you knew I would.
Hiddles: The Internet loves me, and you knew I’d be crazily awesome.
Ruffalo: CASUALLY STROLLING IN AND STEALING YOUR MOVIE HA HA HA HA HA IT’S THE RUFF OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE EAT IT YOU BITCHES I WASN’T EVEN IN ANY OF THE LEAD-IN MOVIES HA HA HA HA HA
Tony being a dork and entering every room just before Bucky does so he can loudly announce that winter is coming
He is a Stark, after all.
Marvel Disc Wars: The Avengers
An anime about a group of kids who use the Avengers as Digimon.
ITS MAHVEL BABY