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comraderogers:

Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’



comraderogers:

Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’





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novacorps:

novacorps:

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can we talk about how they’re sitting around with beer and take-out chinese but there are fucking candles lit like they don’t want to ruin the ambiance of this fine dining experience and Rhodey and Tony have the nerve to be dressed the fuck up in suits with ties for this shit

#AND MJOLNIR IS JUST SITTING CASUALLY ON THE TABLE



hoodiecap sent:
Cap visits a school assembly and they have him lead the pledge of allegiance but "under God" wasn't added until he went under the ice so he doesn't know that part so he doesn't say it and the next day all the headlines say "CAPTAIN AMERICA FORGETS GOD" and FoxNews freaks out.


deprofundisclamoadte:

hornswaggler:

Training session that consists of Clint beating everyone at dodgeball

I enjoy this

he nails natasha in the head and everybody freezes in terror

they have to coax him down from the rafters hours later

"it’s ok, she’s gone"

"NO SHE ISN’T SHE’S JUST WAITING"





mamalaz:

Gangsta Avengers AU

Wherein the avengers are a secret vigilante group that eventually find each other and go after criminals the hard way.





wlntersoldier:

the avengers all have shirts that say “if lost please return to nick fury” and fury has a shirt that says “i’m nick fury - for fuck’s sake just give them to phil” and phil has the “i am phil” shirt





greatmoustachesploosh:

"Rhodey’s not an Avenger."

Tony Stark: *Smashes through the wall in his iron man armor and breaks a bunch of shit*  I HEARD YOU THOUGHT RHODEY WASN’T AN AVENGER!!

Clint Barton: *slides through the hole in the wall on a wire and kicks over more shit then shoots some arrows into their bed*  I HEARD YOU TALKING TRASH ABOUT RHODEY!!

Steve Rogers: *flips through a window, throwing his shield through all the other windows in the room, glass flying everywhere and lands perfectly then catches his shield*  I HEARD YOU TELLING LIES ABOUT MR. RHODES!

Sam Wilson: *flies by then crashes through the roof* I HEARD YOU DON’T LIKE MY AIR FORCE VETERANS!





gayrell:

ilvalentinos:

Yes, the world is a vulnerable place and yes, we help make it that way. But we’re also the ones best qualified to defend it.

 (swanjolras)



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