(Source: catching-everlark, via -lazarus)
you know tony totally uses every single clichéd pick up line in the book on steve because steve hasn’t heard them yet steve is from the 40’s so tony goes around going “do you have a map? because i just got lost in your eyes” and steve is like wow tony you’re so clever how do you come up with these
meanwhile natasha is wondering what floor she would have to push them off of in order to ensure maximum injury while still making it seem like an accident
(via kari-kurofai)
Was he married?
#it just really gets to me how tony will go out of his way to hide his kindness #he offers the most extravagant things like it’s nbd #”i’ll fly you to portland pfft whatevs” #he jokes that phil’s first name is ”agent” and yet #he knows about the cellist #and wants phil to have a love life #and offers to fly him wherever so he can have it #and then pretends he’s not sure when steve asks him #because god forbid anyone finds out that tony stark gives a shit
(Source: radiophile, via dontbeobvioussherlock)
Wrinkles in a comic (comicbookaddictpenguin) Physical pain
Dog-ear my books all you want and I see creases in the spines of paperback novels as a sign they have been well-loved, but if you leave so much as a finger print on my comics I will end you.
Do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with
(via theneverendingdrums)
I… I’ll be in my bunk.
(via geothebio)
(Source: halliebadger, via avengerlicious)
when i find myself in times of trouble
agent coulson comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch “Supernanny” while you drool into the carpet.
(via avengerlicious)
Challenge accepted.
yes.
(Source: lilith-moore, via selfmadesuperhero)
